Worst Invention EVER: Neuticles

Testicle implants for neutered dogs? This has got to be some sort of a sick joke. The company's website boasts that they allow your pet "to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering." The only line on their site more ludicrous than that is their motto: "It's like nothing ever changed."

Weird that people are so concerned about dogs feeling manly about themselves. Last I checked, we don't have foreskin implants for dudes that have been circumcised.

For those of you silly enough to consider purchasing these things, fear not about offending your dog's manhood. There are 4 anatomically correct varieties - rigid firmness, natural firmness, UltraPlus and UltraPLUS with Epididymis (if you're going for that walrus look).



The only thing worse than Neuticles? Neuticle apparel for the jerkoffs that support stupid inventions.

Adding this to my Christmas wishlist...


Next on this company's agenda: ear implants for dogs with droopy ears. Seriously.

Tool Kit

Best Billboard EVER

Things to note:
1. Yes, this is indeed a real life billboard.
2. And yes, I took this picture hanging out the door of a moving vehicle on the highway in the rain.

I Love Ham!

Crackhead

Not a huge Idol fan but I'm posting this in the hopes that it'll give this guy a shot at stardom...

Not sure if you're a dbag?

http://www.holytaco.com

Day # 12: Top Tool of 2009

So announcing the Top Tool of 2009 may be somewhat anticlimatic, but this individual is far too deserving to let him slip by. I'll go so far as to say that not only is he the biggest tool of the year, but also the most disappointing athlete of the decade and the best example of how NOT to handle a PR crisis.

Top Tool Tiger and 7 Reasons He Topped the List



And if that wasn't enough proof, here are Reasons #8 and 9. Yes, these are his adorably sweet children. The ones he left at home to partake in threesomes, romp stomps and other dirty sexcapades. Despite the fact that he was married- to a REALLY HOT WIFE.



I'm gonna go vom, thinking about this jerkoff is making me sick. So that's all folks. Whether you loved it or wanna fight me over some of my picks, I hope this top tool list at least kept you entertained!