Camelflage panties were specifically designed to smooth out your lady bits. To simplify it for you, a little swatch of fabric is sewn into these undies. Kinda like a shield for your little lady.
The website touts: "You have enough to worry about these days; the last thing you need to think about is your panties riding up during your cardio kick boxing class." Listen, when I go to a cardio kick boxing class, I typically have more important things to worry about than a camel toe - like swamp ass or the fact that I might murder someone if the instructor makes me do throw another left jab.
Also on the website: "You will feel safe and secure knowing you aren't 'that girl' everyone is laughing at behind your back." Question - how can you see someone's camel toe from the back? Last I checked, that's called a wedgie.
Ladies beware - camel toes happen to the best of us.
They can strike anywhere...
At any time...
And they can get veryyy ugly.
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