Monday, October 25, 2010

Dance Disaster

Fail. I can't dance to save my life but I know better than to try to make my own music videos. Or post them on YouTube.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Foolish Fashion: Boob Patches

Curious as to what fashion trend will be next? Boob patches will soon take the runway by storm as 2011 is all about areaola.

Yes folks, you heard that correctly. Many designers are choosing to draw attention to the sand bags with boob patches, bits of fabric or patterns placed strategically over the nip. Now I'm no fashionista but something tells me this is just plain dumb, and a waste of fabric to be totally honest. If you really want to draw attention to the old love melons, just do what every other woman in America does and show some cleavage. Works wonders, you might even get a few free drinks out of the deal.

Fashion FAIL

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Word of the Day

Grape smuggler: noun; A man who wears tight pants

Exhibits A-D

Monday, October 18, 2010

Moss Moron


This fool dressed up in a moss suit to rob a rock museum. If that isn't a wake up call that your life blows, I don't know what is.

Friday, October 8, 2010