Thursday, December 16, 2010

Holiday Spirit

Not in the mood to decorate this year? Neither was this guy...

A+ for creativity!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Santa Fail

Year after year, parents continue to suffer through the age-old tradition of pictures with Santa. As moms and dads everywhere drag their families to the nearest mall to sit their filty diapers on Santa's lap, the process continues to cause misery for all those involved- most especially the kids themselves.

Below please find photo evidence that photos with Santa are perhaps not the best representation of holiday cheer.

Cool hats all around

Sloshed santa – notice the hand reaching for the flask

What better place to pose baby with Santa than in front of the cigarettes display. This kid is a chain smoker in the making.

Wonder if this sweet, innocent little boy knows he’s giving a pedophile the thrill of his life. Son, that's NOT a magic wand in Santa's lap.

Those eyebrows are about as real looking as turtleneck boy’s smile.

I’d be scared too if my mom did my hair like that.

Those lustful eyes explain why they banged approximately a minute after this photo was taken.

How long does it take to grow a sweet paper beard like this?



Ruining Christmas, one miserable little boy at a time.

Prom came early at the North Pole.

Looks like Santa went muff diving on a snowman again.

Looks like this elf ate 10 too many Christmas cookies. No wonder Santa is telling her to shut her fat mouth.

Sweet coat kid

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Tat Fail

Someone's confused here, and it's not me for once.

Friday, December 3, 2010

He/She in Heels

Hey girl hey!

Those yellow kitten heels really accentuate how tan her legs are. Oh wait, that's a HE! I forgot that most guys throw on heels, daisy dukes and a Louis Vuitton bag to go to Walmart.

Thursday, December 2, 2010


Would Walmart really be the first you'd go after escaping from the psych ward?

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Ho, ho, ho

With 24 days left till Christmas, why wouldn't you shop in this? More importantly, does stealing Mrs. Claus' lingerie automatically put you on the naughty list?

Monday, November 29, 2010

Caution: View at Your Own Risk

So many things wrong with this, I think the better question is what did she do right.

1. Aunt Jemima called, she wants her bandana back.
2. Your pants are too tight if it looks like your ass is eating them.
3. What blind man did you find to rub massage oil all over you?
4. Socks + sandals = not okay. Unless you're on your way to soccer practice, which something tells me you're not.
5. I hope you're in line to buy a new wardrobe, or at least something modest enough to make God stop hating you.