Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Brother Knows Best

This gets good right at 1:00 -

And in case you can't get enough of Antoine...

Bed Intruder Remix - Watch more Funny Videos

So you can run and tell that. Homeboy.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Monday, August 23, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

8 Ways to Make Yourself Laugh Today

1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down

2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

4. Sing along at the opera

5. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you have a headache

6. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

7. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They’re loose!"

8. Tell your friends over dinner, "Due to the economy, I’m going to have to let one of you go"

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Just Plain Silly

Noodle Fail

You must be pretty damn serious about your noodles if you need a device to keep your hair out of your eyes while you slurp away. I'm gonna use this the next time I eat Ramen at work.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Shadiest Workout Ever

I can't let this scam of a workout go on any longer. Biggest waste of $20 EVER- I'm sure your boyfriend/husband/best friend would volunteer for this for free. Heck, even that random guy that serves your coffee every morning would pay to be in the shake weight's position.

Unless your woman needs a tutorial on spanking the old weasel, this isn't worth the time, money or embarassment required to purchase it.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

10 Reasons America Is Fat

Ever question our country's obesity epidemic? This should clear things up...

Sneaker Burger

Snack Stadium

Pulled Pork & Mashed Potato Sundae

Peep Sushi

Bacon Mug

Funnel Cake French Fries

Donut Chicken Sandwich

Chicken Nugget Pie

Bologna Fries

Bacon Bouquet

Disclosure: I can't say I wouldn't mind receiving this bacon bouquet, my birthday is only 338 days away!