Monday, November 29, 2010

Caution: View at Your Own Risk

So many things wrong with this, I think the better question is what did she do right.

1. Aunt Jemima called, she wants her bandana back.
2. Your pants are too tight if it looks like your ass is eating them.
3. What blind man did you find to rub massage oil all over you?
4. Socks + sandals = not okay. Unless you're on your way to soccer practice, which something tells me you're not.
5. I hope you're in line to buy a new wardrobe, or at least something modest enough to make God stop hating you.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

WTF: Weenie Hat

Standard grocery shopping wear

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Clearly Walmart Doesn't Have A Dress Code

Shouldn't she be in the belly button ring section? Or at the doctor's getting a tummy tuck?

Monday, November 22, 2010

Somebody missed the memo

She must've missed the sequel - "He wouldn't get into you after 2 bottles of tequila and 6 hits of ecstasy"

Friday, November 19, 2010


This guy has bigger problems than which air freshener scent to get.

I have a feeling that's not chocolate on his pants.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

What do you get...

when Jack Sparrow and Santa Claus have a baby?

Monday, November 15, 2010

Walmart WTF #1

For the next week or so, I'll be bringing you white trash, trannies and titties - the very best of Walmart.

Who wears them best?

Guess it all depends if you prefer a ponytail or the good old man boob.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Friday, November 5, 2010

You know you're white trash when...

From the mullets to the mid-ceremony cigs, this wedding is unacceptable on so many levels.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Willow Smith

This is Will Smith's daughter. She's 10 years old. Her singing and dancing skills make me feel like a failure.