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So many things wrong with this, I think the better question is what did she do right.



1. Aunt Jemima called, she wants her bandana back.
2. Your pants are too tight if it looks like your ass is eating them.
3. What blind man did you find to rub massage oil all over you?
4. Socks + sandals = not okay. Unless you're on your way to soccer practice, which something tells me you're not.
5. I hope you're in line to buy a new wardrobe, or at least something modest enough to make God stop hating you.

WTF: Weenie Hat

Standard grocery shopping wear

Clearly Walmart Doesn't Have A Dress Code

Shouldn't she be in the belly button ring section? Or at the doctor's getting a tummy tuck?

Somebody missed the memo

She must've missed the sequel - "He wouldn't get into you after 2 bottles of tequila and 6 hits of ecstasy"

Sloppy

This guy has bigger problems than which air freshener scent to get.



I have a feeling that's not chocolate on his pants.

World's Worst Mother

What do you get...

when Jack Sparrow and Santa Claus have a baby?

Walmart WTF #1

For the next week or so, I'll be bringing you white trash, trannies and titties - the very best of Walmart.

Who wears them best?


Guess it all depends if you prefer a ponytail or the good old man boob.

Fat Fail

Portrait Fail

You know you're white trash when...

Waffle house wedding

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From the mullets to the mid-ceremony cigs, this wedding is unacceptable on so many levels.

Willow Smith

This is Will Smith's daughter. She's 10 years old. Her singing and dancing skills make me feel like a failure.