Friday, April 30, 2010

Suggested Read: Hip Snips

Apparently I missed the memo ladies because bald is out! For anyone looking for a good beach read this summer, may I suggest Hip Snips: Your Complete Guide To Dazzling Pubic Hair. Pube stylist Pablo Mitchell (yes he is a pube stylist and yes his name is Pablo)has put together a selection of the best 'dos for down there.

"A good pube snip generates confidence attained using normal hair products and relaxers," said Mitchell. Newsflash pubey Pablo - if your pubic hair is long enough to use any sort of product in it besides soap, then it's far too long for anyone but you to have to look at it. Instead of worrying about what hairstyle you'll choose, you should run to the nearest CVS and buy a scissor/razor/waxing kit. Screw that, if it's that long then even duct tape will do.

For those of you interested in jazzing up your carpet, Pablo proposes the following:
-"The Elvis" - Add some volume to make your member "The King"
-"The Hitler" - Channel the Fuhrer’s iconic 'stache in your lady garden
-"The Donald" - Grow out your rug on the sides and rock a combover

None of these doing it for you? How about the Isosceles Triangle? The Charlie Chaplin? The Rising Sun? The Chewbacca?

Note to the males reading this blog: A short trim will instantly lengthen your little guy

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