1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down
2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
4. Sing along at the opera
5. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you have a headache
6. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
7. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They’re loose!"
8. Tell your friends over dinner, "Due to the economy, I’m going to have to let one of you go"