Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Santa Fail

Year after year, parents continue to suffer through the age-old tradition of pictures with Santa. As moms and dads everywhere drag their families to the nearest mall to sit their filty diapers on Santa's lap, the process continues to cause misery for all those involved- most especially the kids themselves.

Below please find photo evidence that photos with Santa are perhaps not the best representation of holiday cheer.

Cool hats all around

Sloshed santa – notice the hand reaching for the flask

What better place to pose baby with Santa than in front of the cigarettes display. This kid is a chain smoker in the making.

Wonder if this sweet, innocent little boy knows he’s giving a pedophile the thrill of his life. Son, that's NOT a magic wand in Santa's lap.

Those eyebrows are about as real looking as turtleneck boy’s smile.

I’d be scared too if my mom did my hair like that.

Those lustful eyes explain why they banged approximately a minute after this photo was taken.

How long does it take to grow a sweet paper beard like this?



Ruining Christmas, one miserable little boy at a time.

Prom came early at the North Pole.

Looks like Santa went muff diving on a snowman again.

Looks like this elf ate 10 too many Christmas cookies. No wonder Santa is telling her to shut her fat mouth.

Sweet coat kid

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