Tool Initiation Process:
1. Dunk your head in ice for 10 seconds
2. Get a styrofoam cooler smashed on your head
3. Chug a beer.
4. Repeat as necessary to achieve desired level of tool.
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- Tool
- n. A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is always making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, or just for a good laugh – hence the purpose of this blog.
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