Your wedding cake
Your to-do list
Your grill
Your idea of a fishing trip
Your weather station
Your fashion sense
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Signs that you're a redneck...
Your pet carrier
Your wedding cake
Your to-do list
Your grill
Your idea of a fishing trip
Your weather station
Your fashion sense
Your wedding cake
Your to-do list
Your grill
Your idea of a fishing trip
Your weather station
Your fashion sense
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
'Gina Gems
There's finally an invention for all you ladies out there who have been waiting years to bedazzle your vajazzle. From flowers to peace signs to butterflies, these Swarovski crystals are the latest craze in vagwear and come in a variety of patterns. Where's the pattern that spells out "I'm a f*in idiot for wearing these"??
For anyone who's been afraid to bear their lady bits, fear no more: "The decor makes them feel less inhibited about being seen naked in the bedroom or when skinny dipping in front of a crowd." Last I checked, skinny dipping is meant to be a spontaneous peeling off of the clothes as you run/jump/dive into the nearest body of water rather than a "hold on a sec while I go bling out my beaver" sort of thing.
And just in case you're afraid of committing to the financial investment these require, the crystals supposedly stay put on the poon for a whole five days, giving girls plenty of time to show off your glittery goods.
For anyone who's been afraid to bear their lady bits, fear no more: "The decor makes them feel less inhibited about being seen naked in the bedroom or when skinny dipping in front of a crowd." Last I checked, skinny dipping is meant to be a spontaneous peeling off of the clothes as you run/jump/dive into the nearest body of water rather than a "hold on a sec while I go bling out my beaver" sort of thing.
And just in case you're afraid of committing to the financial investment these require, the crystals supposedly stay put on the poon for a whole five days, giving girls plenty of time to show off your glittery goods.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
And you thought YOUR parents were bad...
God invented condoms for a reason people, clearly not everyone is cut out for parenthood!
Monday, February 22, 2010
Who said kids can't draw?
A 1st grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment...
After it was graded and the kid brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note for the teacher:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.
After it was graded and the kid brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note for the teacher:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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