Thursday, June 24, 2010

Read These Lips

No matter how badly you want the world to see your clambox, camel toes are never okay. NEVER. Your whispering eye is meant to be just that - WHISPERING. Fear no more ladies - the a-hole invention of the week will make sure your private parts remain private.

Camelflage panties were specifically designed to smooth out your lady bits. To simplify it for you, a little swatch of fabric is sewn into these undies. Kinda like a shield for your little lady.

The website touts: "You have enough to worry about these days; the last thing you need to think about is your panties riding up during your cardio kick boxing class." Listen, when I go to a cardio kick boxing class, I typically have more important things to worry about than a camel toe - like swamp ass or the fact that I might murder someone if the instructor makes me do throw another left jab.

Also on the website: "You will feel safe and secure knowing you aren't 'that girl' everyone is laughing at behind your back." Question - how can you see someone's camel toe from the back? Last I checked, that's called a wedgie.

Ladies beware - camel toes happen to the best of us.

They can strike anywhere...

At any time...

And they can get veryyy ugly.

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