Thursday, June 10, 2010
Rule of thumb: If you're still shitting in a diaper, you should not be smoking a cig.
This 2-year-old Sumatran tot still wears diapers but has gotten so hooked on cigarettes that he smokes about 40 a day. His dbag dad gave him his first puff when he was a year and a half old and it's been downhill ever since. Now he throws tantrums when he doesn't meet his 2-pack-a-day quota.
It's normal for toddlers to throw tantrums - when they don't get the toy/candy/bedtime they want. It's NOT normal for a toddler to scream, bang his head against the wall and complain he's dizzy when he doesn't get his cigarette fix.
His father who fed him his first cig claims, "He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem." Sumatra must not have DYFS. Instead of hauling this dad's ass to jail, they're bribing the family with a car if they can get him to quit.
Get this kid some friggen candy cigarettes, a bubblegum cigar, something, anything to wean him off his bad habit. I'll be collecting donations for Nicorette patches if anyone's interested in contributing.