Monday, January 4, 2010

Day #9: Top Tools of 2009

9. Snooki Beater

This tool makes the list for perhaps the most notorious right hook of 2009. This guy is a teacher? As in he's educating America's youth? He should retire immediately and start training for UFC. Or run in front of traffic. Snooki may be obnoxious at times and he may have been shit tanked but there is NEVER an excuse to hit a girl, nevermind sucker punch one the way he did. Where is this boy's mother?

He claims: "It's all fuzzy. I remember a punch — I don't remember who or why. I couldn't believe that I'd ever do anything like that." Yea I bet, dbag.

Side tool: "The Situation" and all 8 of his abs for still trying to mack it to girls outside the bar even after Snickerdoodle got decked.

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