Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Dumbest Life Goal EVER

You'd think she might have some brain cells in that 600 pounds sloppy bod of hers, what a fool...

New Jersey Woman Attempting to Become World's Fattest Woman

(New York Post) - A New Jersey woman who already weighs a whopping 600 pounds is on a mission to almost double her girth in a bid to become the world's fattest woman, according to a report Monday.

Donna Simpson, 42, who lives in Old Bridge, N.J. said she has her sights on reaching the 1,000-pound mark over the next two years.

"My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go," she told London's Daily Mail in an interview published Monday. "I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite."

Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter.

Simpson, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, said she gobbles up lots of fast food like hamburgers and french fries. She also said she moves as little as possible each day in order to keep on the pounds.

Not okay

To reach her goal, Simpson said she's been eating up to 12,000 calories a day -- although the average woman should only consume 2,000.

To pay for her gigantic $750-a-week food bill, Simpson runs a Web site where men pay her to watch her eat.

"I love eating and people love watching me eat,' she told the British newspaper."It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."

Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record as the fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 to her daughter Jacqueline when she weighed 532 pounds.

"I'd love to be 1,000 pounds," said Simpson. "It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down."

Simpson said her boyfriend Philippe, 49, has encouraged her to eat more -- even though he only weighs 150 pounds.

"I think he'd like it if I was bigger," she added. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

Key takeaways:
1 - Her claims that she is healthy - wake up you whale, the fact that you can't WALK says otherwise.
2- Website where people supposedly pay to watch her eat. Is this her version of fat girl porn? More importantly, what sorts of kinky creepers pay to watch that?
3- Her bf encourages her to eat more. What a perfect match for her, they can be crackheads together.

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