Monday, December 21, 2009

Day #4: Top Tools of 2009

4. Octomom
Time to close your legs and put the turkey baster away for awhile Octomom! It was just about a year ago that this fool gave birth to octuplets. After she already had six other young kiddos at home and was only getting by on welfare. Mind you these babies were the result of in vitro fertilisation. To spell it out: It's not like the condom broke, she made a calculated choice to have all these babies despite the fact that she was already a broke ass bitch. Now I go through broke spells myself now and again but I know better than to pop out a litter of babies just for shits and giggles.

Even these poor babies don't think this is fun...

The worst part - she recently told GMA she's open to the idea of having more kids. America is begging you, give your uterus a break!!


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